I See Umbrellas When I Close My Eyes

Of the 30 days in June, it rained for 19.  Nineteen!  So I see a lot of these:

And to make matters worse, it seems like an unusually large number of knitters in my KAL are doing this pattern:

Is anyone doing something sunshiney?!

Knitting Chores: A Lamentation

I got my yarn - yay!

It's exactly the colour I wanted and it came packaged with receipts for me!  Which was uber professional-like considering I bought it from a lady on Ravelry.  I recommend looking at the stashes on Ravelry as a way to satisfy yarn needs - I had a really great experience.  One piece of advice is to make sure that the user you buy from is fairly prominent - my seller had over 100 projects completed and seemed fairly active in the Ravelry community.  I felt quite confident that she wasn't some scam artist and it worked out well.

Anyways, pre-cast on always feels like chores.  Balling up yarn is ick.  And Cascade Eco comes in a GIANT skein - I mean look at the size of my hand-wound center-pull ball:

I know, there's no frame of reference, but trust me it's huge.  And ugly too!

That thing probably weighs about 5lbs.  And of course near the end of winding a skein I always end up with something that looks like this:

Giant Mess of Yarn

And that was taken after I'd already spent 15 minutes untangling.  I don't know why I don't just get one of those magical ball winding dealies.

So then I made my gauge swatch.  More chores.  Honestly - getting started on a knitting project is pretty much the longest process ever.

But in the spirit of trying to do things by the book, I knew that I would need to knit my gauge swatch in the round because the pattern is in the round and everyone knows that your purl stitch is a different gauge from your knit stitch so my swatch is more like a tube.  If anyone knows how to knit a gauge swatch "in the round" without actually knitting in the round, you would save me exactly 1/2 of a tube's worth of time and yarn.

And so the casting on must wait another day!  Or two because it seems like I may not have the right size needle to do the cowl and that's the first part.

Knit Along: Day 1

Well today is officially the first day of the sweater knit along I am doing over at luvinthemommyhood and so far not so good.

That is, I haven't got my yarn yet!  As I mentioned earlier, I ordered it from a lady on Ravelry who was getting rid of some in her stash.  It seemed like a good way to get what I needed, reduce someone else's clutter and not create more of something in the world that doesn't need to be created.  Unfortunately, it meant I had to deal with Canada Post.

According to Canada Post parcel tracking, my yarn spent 5 days in Montreal (WTF?) and then arrived this morning.  "Attempted Delivery" it said.  Anyone who has dealt with Canada Post knows that this means "We saw that the parcel was too big for the mailbox but didn't bother checking if you were home so here's a delivery notice".

Your parcel was right here!  But you missed it.  So now you need to follow it to a new location.

In my case, I didn't actually see the delivery notice because there is only one mail key and it's on DFs keychain with him at his workplace so I have no way of getting it.  But I figured it had been a few hours since the infamous delivery attempt and I have picked parcels up without a delivery notice before so it shouldn't be a problem.

So I walked all the way there, tied the dog up outside, told her "Be quiet while I'm inside!" and walked up to the counter only to be told "Our computer is down, so unless you have a delivery notice, we can't get it for you".

"But it just came in today, so shouldn't it be in that not so substantial pile of parcels that you haven't put away yet?"
"Yes.  But without the delivery notice we can't find it"
"But couldn't you just look in the pile really quickly?"
"No."
"Well, what about that girl with the drawn-on eyebrows scowling behind you with her arms crossed doing nothing? Surely she must be good for something!"
"She's busy."
"I see . . ."
"You'll have to come back tomorrow when you have your delivery notice with you"

And so I'll be starting my knit along one day late.

New Name, New Addy, Same Dorky Writer

In my day-to-day life I sign in and out of no less than four Gmail accounts. This is not an easy thing to juggle! So I am doing all of my blog updates from this new address because it is linked to the gmail account I use most often. If you are interested in the last five (count 'em - FIVE) blog updates from my previous blog you can find them here:

 A Year Late and a Dollar Short 
Dirty Dogs and Unmarked Papers 
Zucchini, Curry and Easter Candy 
C.O.M. Complains About: Birthdays 
How I Lost 10lbs

Okay so the name - The Frogging Turtle.  I think it has a nice ring to it because it's all reptiley and amphibiany which is AWESOME!  Plus it's got a knitting reference - and not just any knitting reference, but one that invokes "ribbits" in the mind of the reader - well the knitting savvy ones anyway.  For those who don't know "Frogging" is a knitting term for tearing out a bunch of stitches because you screwed up and have to go back.  It got it's name because you "rip it, rip it, rip it".

The Turtle thing is, well - a dorkier reference than a late-twenty-something female should be alluding to.  I'm sort of a collector of The Ninja Turtles - so I have a bunch of toys and other memorabilia in a box somewhere.  I always just thought they were cool.  And when I couldn't get my full name as a gmail address, I went with Lindsay Turtle instead and have been sort of using it as a moniker ever since.

So there we have it - now you know what this blog is about.  Knitting and being a dork.